Why should get a reading from you?  Can you give me an idea of your style and experience?

Wonderful, I appreciate a healthy dose of skepticism.  There's a lovely course of testimonials further up on this page if you'd like to hear from my clients directly. In essence, I'm a odd combination of mirror and prism you can look through to better align yourself with success.  My practice doesn't replace your personal agency over your situation, but if I do my job right, it'll provide clarity and insight to make your path much easier. 

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For those familiar, I read in an archetypical style with a healthy dose of western esotericism, extra-biblical mysticism, and chaos magick. I present as conversationally as your chosen medium allows. 

 

You do not have to ascribe to my beliefs to benefit from my services.

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Is tarot dangerous?  Can I get cursed from reading tarot?

The pieces of cardboard I shuffle don't have "energy" any more than an automobile has energy -- you *could* steer it into a wall, but at that point the issue comes from the direction you travel, not the vehicle.  Similarly, the only hazards at the table are brought by the querent.  Are you dangerous? Should I be worried?

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For the wary (as am I) there is no spirit work or mediumship involved in my readings.

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But can you really give me answers?  I want to know what stocks to pick!

Look, I'm not that kind of charlatan.  I won't tell you exactly how many kids you're going to have or the color of your true love's hair either, though I'll gladly say what they might be and give you a few vistas on the landscape of possibility.  Put another way, we can ask the cards any question, but since they're working through the energies present in our collective subconscious at the time of the reading they'll only answer subject to that perspective.  I don't know about you, but my subconscious is really good about keeping me holistically taken care of and pretty bad at anything involving numbers higher than 7.

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